Valentines day is right around the corner, and everyone's thinking of just what they're going to do for their dear sweetheart. But many of those of the species homo erectus know many reasons, ex-es if you will, that make that holiday a pain to celebrate.
Coming to the rescue just in the for cynical and diabolical planning is Black Rose Floral Company. Red may be romantic, but send a black rose to someone, and you might match the black tarnish that person left in your heart from whatever relationship you may have had.
Since black roses don't actually exist yet, they offer two synthetic versions, feather and silk. The high class feather roses, and their leaves, are made from goose feathers. The silk version has a plastic stem.
The company offers boxed bouquets for shipment, but they don't allow any of those things you might like to say to the person you send these to.
The best part of the deal is that since the roses are synthetic, they never die, just like the undying feeling of torture in your heart.
If you'd like to order some for your diabolical plans, or just to give to that friend who sees red things and wants to paint them black, you can check them out at http://sendblackroses.com
[via ArriveMagazine]
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