In response to student outcries that Salem State remain an internet-neutral campus, Comcast has backed out of all negotiations, calling them "an unnecessary trouble" and "a terrible April Fools Day joke."
Gomer Pyle was still seen questioning students as to why Pem Lyorge has the same spelling as his name.
The US Department of Health has also released a statement explaining "the mercury-like substance used in Comcast networking is formally known as 'speed boost', and does not contain any harmful chemicals, or mercury. It has been known, however, to change the molecular structure of rabbits, often times growing jetpacks and other modes of transportation."
From all of us at the Silver Onion, Happy April Fools everyone!
Thursday, April 2, 2009
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ZOMG... Amazing!
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